CAN YOU HELP ???

Anyone know a bit about web programming or at least know someone who does ?

This technic has worked in the past, there must be someone, somewhere in a log cabin in canada with the knowledge to help me.

i need a web literate person to tell me how to encode my website (www.sergeseidlitz.com) to open up at the bottom and scroll up in reverse. so when people open it they aren't looking at three year old work. My sites created in dremweaver, so i just need a bit of code to sort this problem out.

i'm looking to do a big update soon and want to sort this out for then. THANKS